arr_a_nutcase

I'm not sure how I ended up on an island again....
Considering I had been trying to find a way to one up that bratty kid who thinks he's invincible... what was his name... name... oh well. Name's aren't important anyhow when it comes to this sort of matter.
I'm wondering if someone knocked me out and threw me off... my clothes were soaked when I finally woke up... and it took me some time to find the computer... and my rabbit.
My poor rabbit, he's all wet. : (
That lighter I managed to find is missing... hnn.
I'll have to steal another at some point.
So, anyone want to be kind and come pick me up? Mmm?
Or at least give me some smokes and a box of matches?

My, my.... it's not often I wake up in strange places.
I either A.) Got drunk without realizing it and was kidnapped.
B.) Something exploded in the lab and I made a time traveling device.
C.) Damn Doku-don, I'll make him regret it.

I think I hear voices and my lighter is missing.... damn.
I'm pretty sure I'm on a boat too... damn.
I hate the ocean.

Wait... where's my rabbit? I need that.